— i made a new friend on the plane
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black

(Source: semendemon)

(Source: streetworldview)
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame
(Source: kristenwiiggle)
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*blushes* GAAWSSH
i love your blog too, my apologies if I reblog it way too much.
~^__^~

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.