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LETS GO TO THE CLUB AND POP OUR PUSSIES!

Saving the world one innapropriate blog post at a time.
pizzaforpresident:

vine is getting out of hand

pizzaforpresident:

vine is getting out of hand

(Source: pleatedjeans)

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

growlithed:

the venn diagram of guys i like and guys i cant have is a circle

How to Ask Someone Out

Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it
herspanic:

I don’t think I’ll ever forget this

herspanic:

I don’t think I’ll ever forget this

(Source: coongod)

(Source: herspanic)

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k1mkardashian:

beyoncespenis:

bimirira:

UM????????????

OH MY GOD

foodnun:

bang bang motha fucka

foodnun:

bang bang motha fucka

(Source: kanyewesticle)

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

(Source: xelamanrique)

(Source: ealsopart)

1stclasspussy:

Beyonce got y’all faggots running around screaming “I’m a grown woman” 

Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.